Reclaim the green lands

CRUSADE

The rug was only the beginning.
The pump... shall be divine.
$CRUSADE has begun. Choose your side.

A woman sits cross-legged with eyes closed, wearing a white blouse and a long purple skirt, looking serene.

CA: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000pump

Reclaim the green lands

CRUSADE

The rug was only the beginning.
The pump... shall be divine.
$CRUSADE has begun. Choose your side.

A woman sits cross-legged with eyes closed, wearing a white blouse and a long purple skirt, looking serene.

CA: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000pump

Reclaim the green lands

CRUSADE

The rug was only the beginning.
The pump... shall be divine.
$CRUSADE has begun. Choose your side.

A woman sits cross-legged with eyes closed, wearing a white blouse and a long purple skirt, looking serene.

CA:000000000000000000000000000pump

"Let the jeets tremble at the sound of our entry. For we are not traders… we are crusaders sworn to the pump."

Smiling female therapist with short gray hair, wearing a brown top and a purple shawl, surrounded by a cozy background.

It’s time to take back what’s ours.

Dejeet the Market.
Reclaim the Holy Pump.

In a land scorched by red candles and plagued by jeets, a new order rises. The $CRUSADE is born — it is a sacred mission.
Join the Order of the Holy Holders. Raise your chart-scrolls high. Together, we shall march — not for religion, but for REVENGE.

Purge the jeets from the sacred order!

Smiling female therapist with short gray hair, wearing a brown top and a purple shawl, surrounded by a cozy background.

It’s time to take back what’s ours.

Dejeet the Market.
Reclaim the Holy Pump.

In a land scorched by red candles and plagued by jeets, a new order rises. The $CRUSADE is born — it is a sacred mission.
Join the Order of the Holy Holders. Raise your chart-scrolls high. Together, we shall march — not for religion, but for REVENGE.

Purge the jeets from the sacred order!

Smiling female therapist with short gray hair, wearing a brown top and a purple shawl, surrounded by a cozy background.

It’s time to take back what’s ours.

Dejeet the Market.
Reclaim the Holy Pump.

In a land scorched by red candles and plagued by jeets, a new order rises. The $CRUSADE is born — it is a sacred mission.
Join the Order of the Holy Holders. Raise your chart-scrolls high. Together, we shall march — not for religion, but for REVENGE.

Purge the jeets from the sacred order!

2025. $CRUSADE

2025. $CRUSADE

2025. $CRUSADE